Aloha Beaches v2 - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Forest Green Orange text in parentheses below

Orange text in parentheses below reads "(I LET MOM DO IT)

Wrapping anti-consumerist rage in five-cent candy packaging means you're wearing the propaganda that destroys the propaganda

just a suburb to destroy

and white starburst accents

Aloha Beaches v2 - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Forest Green Orange text in parentheses belowAloha as a greeting works both coming and going, which makes it the most passively aggressive word in any language. Somehow putting it next to "Beaches" only made the plausible deniability stronger. The Details: Bold, rounded orange block letters read "ALOHA" above a retro tropical scene depicting an orange semicircle sun, teal and white ocean waves, a green palm tree, and small birds in silhouette. Elegant white cursive script below reads "Beaches."