Bigfoot Bruh - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL and somehow Texas spent ten

and somehow Texas spent ten grand hunting a teenager over a six hundred dollar scooter

Sloths playing saxophone look exactly like every jazz musician who peaked in 1977 and now plays the same hotel lobby every Tuesday with complete spiritual surrender

Inspired by Star Trek IV

Inspired by Aliens

Bigfoot Bruh - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL and somehow Texas spent tenBigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster finally meet under a moonlit sky and the deepest thing either can say is "bruh." Decades of evading cameras together and one syllable apparently covers the whole relationship. The Details: Golden crescent moon and white stars dot the sky above layered green evergreen pines and a distant treeline. A speech bubble reading "BRUH" floats between Bigfoot, seated on golden brown rocks at the shoreline, and the Loch Ness