Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL " Smaller cyan text below

" Smaller cyan text below reads "THERE THEY ARE NOW

rendered in gray and flesh tones

the last status symbol of a guy whose entire career peaked at mid-level henchman

surrounded by white text reading "HOT PASTRAMI

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL " Smaller cyan text belowJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading