Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Serving fine foods and liquors

Serving fine foods and liquors beneath a tropical atmosphere

Golden-tan serif text reads "ESTD" and "1950" flanking a white laurel wreath emblem enclosing an interlocking "HH" monogram

The crane on top really sells the legitimacy that absolutely no one is buying

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Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Serving fine foods and liquorsGruber's crew cleaned up nice for the holiday card, listing every henchman like distant cousins you only hear from once a year. Their love language is C4 and bearer bonds, but the Santa hats really sell it. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A black and white posterized group photo depicts Hans Gruber's crew, each edited with red Santa hats. Red cursive script below reads "Merry Christmas" with green italic text reading "With Love" underneath. A