Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Arched red serif text reads

Arched red serif text reads "TOO COOL FOR" above a blue engraving-style portrait of Benjamin Franklin wearing pixelated "deal with it" meme sunglasses

A go to staple for many kids of the 80s

above large white cursive script reading "Paperweights" with a swooping tail underline and a white banner reading "BASEBALL CLUB

Arched gold serif text reads "SHAWSHANK STATE PRISON" above smaller gold type reading "Since 1947

Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Arched red serif text readsTurtle's entire teaching philosophy boils down to one lesson repeated hourly, don't go near the water. Enrollment includes cautionary tales and a complimentary shaka sign on your way out alive. Inspired by North Shore. The Details: Distressed teal wave curl surrounds white text reading "ESTD 1987" above bold yellow brushstroke script reading "Turtle's" and blocky pink uppercase text reading "SURF ACADEMY." A white shaka hand illustration sits centered