Deez Nuts Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL holding a swirling atom symbol

holding a swirling atom symbol surrounded by multicolored stars

Calling someone a filthy oar is the most polite insult ever hidden behind one consonant

featuring the iconic local landmarks of yesteryear

Orange retro bubble lettering reading "Just Here To Bone" wraps across the midsection

Deez Nuts Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL holding a swirling atom symbolPutting chestnuts next to holly and calling it festive is the classiest way anyone has ever told a room full of relatives to ligma. Hallmark hasn't returned the pitch email yet. The Details: Distressed red block text reads "DEEZ" above a vintage hand drawn illustration of a metal scoop overflowing with golden brown chestnuts, flanked by green holly leaves. Bold red block text beneath reads "NUTS." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun