Don't Be a Filthy Oar - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Blue-green bushes and rocky outcroppings

Blue-green bushes and rocky outcroppings frame the reflective water below

Inspired by Blazing Saddles

stood among New York's earliest organized baseball teams during the League Alliance's brief existence

Aliens crossed the entire galaxy just to treat Earth like a gas station bathroom they refuse to stop at

Don't Be a Filthy Oar - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Blue-green bushes and rocky outcroppingsCalling someone a filthy oar is the most polite insult ever hidden behind one consonant. That smug pipe smoking sailor knows exactly what he said, and he's betting your grandmother doesn't. The Details: Arched navy blue block text reads "DON'T BE A FILTHY OAR" in two lines. Below, a mid century clip art sailor grins with a smoking pipe clenched in his teeth, wearing a captain's hat with an anchor emblem, rendered in navy blue ink. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe