My Favorite Spirit is Vodka - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL where every item sounds like

where every item sounds like either a misdemeanor or something sold from a tent in Missouri

A cream scallop shell shape contains blue vintage serif text reading "SKATELAND" arched along the top

Gold blackletter text reads "Bike Rentals" above distressed gold text reading "WHAT BIKE

with "HOBBS" and "N

My Favorite Spirit is Vodka - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL where every item sounds likeGhosts haunting your house are annoying, but a spirit that haunts your liver every weekend at least has the decency to make you forget about it. A sheet ghost holding a bottle is just honesty in costume. The Details: Arched distressed orange text reads "MY FAVORITE SPIRIT IS" curving above a vintage hand drawn sheet ghost with hollow dark eyes and a gaping mouth, rendered in cream with greenish shading, holding a bottle of liquor. Large bold