Americans Not American'ts - Unisex Hoodie cairo Inspired by Wayne's World 2

Inspired by Wayne's World 2

Adding "-o" to English words after three margaritas should count as a second language on a resume

and a grin strides forward holding a baseball bat

Stanley Spadowski's mop got the last word

Americans Not American'ts - Unisex Hoodie cairo Inspired by Wayne's World 2Splitting "Americans" into a motivational pun takes the same energy as a middle school football coach who laminated his personality in 2004. Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a tear, not from pride, but from sharing airspace with this at every cookout. The Details: Distressed red serif text reads "AMERI CANS" split across two lines. Black text reads "NOT" flanked by two black stars on each side. Distressed blue serif text reads "AMERI CAN'TS" split